Silly’s A Portland Taste Adventure

July 9, 2012 at 12:16 pm | Posted in Food and Drink, FRIENDS, NEAT STUFF | Leave a comment
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Friday night, after checking out the Congress Street portion of Portland’s 1st Friday ArtWalk, we walked over to Silly’s on Washington street. It was not a walk for the faint of heart. If I had known how far away it was from High street (where my car was parked in a parking garage that charged by the hour $$$!), I would have gone back for my car and driven there. Seriously, it was like 2 sweaty, hot, hungry miles from where we were. However, the food, friends, and funky atmosphere made it all worthwhile! Each table has a Silly’s lunchbox on it – the plastic kind that held your peanut butter and jelly sandwiches in first grade. Inside are menus and extra napkins and games you can play while you wait for your food. I was too busy talking to play any but I did spy an Uno deck in there. The walls are covered in framed photos of people posing with Silly’s bumper stickers taken in different states and countries. The rest of the decor is funky and quirky and totally lives up to the restaurant’s name. The food was AWESOME! The menu has countless options so you can add to or alter the available menu options anyway you like. I had a “gut buster” burger with guacamole and it came with homemade sweet potato fries. I also ordered a side of fried pickles. I wanted to try the sliced variety since the last ones I tried were pickle spears. They come with this pink horseradish sauce that is out of this world! I ended up dipping my sweet potato fries and bites of my burger in it too. Sitting here thinking about it, my mouth is totally watering – no lie. They also have homemade shakes that you can customize with about 60 different ingredient choices. My daughter ordered a chocolate caramel BACON shake. She loved it and the extra mound of bacon at the bottom was soooo good. I want to try making bacon soaked in chocolate sauce at home sometime. It sounds bizarro but was AMAZING. Seriously. No lie. I would go back just for that. So, if you find yourself hungry in Portland, you gotta give Silly’s a try. I can’t wait to go back!

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Why I don’t Teach…. or “pumpkin cookies”

July 26, 2010 at 12:14 pm | Posted in Baking, COOKING, FRIENDS, JUST DUMB, Recipes | Leave a comment
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Making Southern Pumpkin Cookies
.…………..The Sondi Way

Step 1. Check that your cupboards contain plenty of general baking ingredients.
Step 2. Call Friends (
who will motivate you to bake) and invite them over. Friends who are obsessive about clean sinks and who will likely wash your dishes are best.
Step 3. Glance over basic ingredients. These include but are not limited to:

½ cup butter (softened)    ½ cup sugar        ½ cup brown sugar
1/4 cup molasses        1 egg            2 cups flour
1 cup pumpkin substance mashed up and whatnot    1 tsp. baking soda
1 ½ tsp cinnamon        ½ tsp nutmeg        ½ cup milk

Step 4. Get out a giant bowl since you will be doubling this recipe.
Step 5. Examine can of pumpkin. Mull over the meaning of:

NET WT.15OZ.(425g)”.

Think to yourself, “does that mean that it contains less than an ounce or 15 ounces and how many cups are in that many ounces?” Open can (without cutting yourself bad enough for an emergency room visit) and dump the contents into your mixing bowl. Since you’ve decided to double the recipe, dump in the contents of another can as well.
Step 6. Realize that the dry ingredients are supposed to be mixed together in a separate bowl and fetch one for that. Instead, use this bowl to mix together the doubled butter and sugars.
Step 7. Add in a cup of molasses (when it comes to sugary stuff, more is always better)
Step 8. Add in 2 eggs. Decide that they really don’t seem ‘large’ so put in another one just in case
Step 9. Dump all the resulting goo together into the bowl that had the pumpkin in it.
Step 10. Look for another mixing bowl for the dry ingredients. Since you have no clean ones, use a saucepan instead. Dump in all the ‘dry’ ingredients. Decide that the recipe really should have included cloves. Grind some up and then add that too.
Step 11. Mix
Step 12. Dump this into the mixing bowl with the gooey stuff in it.
Step 13. Mix again
Step 14. Argue with your friends over how much mixing is mixing ‘thoroughly’ and how much would qualify as “do not over beat”. (No matter what they say, stick to your guns and stir as much as you want.)
Step 15. Notice that you have not yet dumped in a cup of milk. Wonder how the recipe makers could possibly expect you to add more liquid when the recipe is already so watery that it looks more like cake batter than cookie dough. Mention this aloud.
Step 16. Smile and laugh good naturedly as your smarter-than-you-friend points out that “15 ounces of pumpkin is basically the same as 2 CUPS so you will need to quadruple your recipe if you want to be able to add in the cup of milk that you poured”.
Step 17. Discuss in reasonable terms (
with several well-timed, snappy comebacks) whether your current mixing bowl can handle a quadrupled recipe. Wonder if there is any flour left anywhere in the house and snatch up the last two sticks of softened butter before your friend can use them to make her icing.
Step 18. Break two eggs into the top of the gooey-yet-not-gooey-enough mixture. Discuss the preheated temperature of the oven and who said they turned it on and why it is at the wrong temperature and why the timer isn’t going off when the contents of the oven are clearly done baking. Decide to add in an extra egg (just in case).
Step 19. Put a lot more of all the ingredients into another bowl.
Step 20. Yell at the molasses for pouring ‘as slow as molasses’. Suggest to your friend that she take over holding the bottle since it would be a great opportunity for her to work on her patience skills. Try not to sulk when she refuses.
Step. 21 Wonder if you put in the second set of baking soda. (
Ask what would happen if you put in too much and what would happen if you put in too little.) Decide to put in more.
Step 22. Smile and laugh good naturedly as your friends point out that they are already finished with the ingredients, mixing their recipes and baking their recipes while you are still figuring out how much of stuff to add to fix your mistake. Agree that yes, there is likely enough dough now to last through the great tribulation and into the new world and that if we are ever imprisoned, we can live off of all the stockpile of hundreds of cookies that resulted from this botched recipe.
Step 23. Add more flour and mix
Step 24. Add more flour and mix
Step 25. Add more cinnamon
Step 26. Add more flour and mix
Step 27. Decide to bake an experimental batch at the directed 375 temp. for 12 minutes…
After the timer goes off, decide that they need more than the allotted  12 minutes due to their odd consistency.
Step 28. Ignore your friends as they make comments about how brown the cookies look while baking (“they were brown when I put them in!!!”) and argue that you do not smell smoke.
Step 29.  Take cookies out.
Step 30. Taste. Agree that despite their appearance, they don’t taste too bad.
Step 31. Add powdered sugar to the top. (Everything looks better with powdered sugar dusted on top.)
Step 32. Decide to experiment with the remaining goo by adding chocolate chips and walnuts.
Step 33. Discuss whether walnuts really taste like dried fencepost paint and the wonders of Omega 3 oils. (Ignore friends and add extra stuff anyway.)
Step 34. Keep baking more batches until you are too tired to finish and put remainder in fridge.

And VIOLA! You’re DONE! And it was JUST THAT EASY!!!!


Drop everything…..

April 22, 2009 at 12:39 am | Posted in FRIENDS | Leave a comment
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This quote really spoke to me in a way that sort of touched a nerve…

I value the friend who for me finds time on his calendar, but I cherish the friend who for me does not consult his calendar.-- Robert Brault

If you are extremely blessed, you have at least one of two people in this world who would be willing to drop everything at a moment’s notice to come to your aid. These kinds of friends are rare indeed. And I can quantify the number of people I care deeply about by comparing them to this measuring stick….would I drop everything right this minute if they called????

Picture Pages

October 20, 2008 at 2:44 pm | Posted in FRIENDS | 1 Comment


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Originally uploaded by Sondic

I finished uploading the photos from the other weekend that I took at Shirley's going away party. Some are totally awful and unflattering but they are uploaded to http://www.flickr.com all the same.

Enjoy…..or cringe in horror – your choice.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/feelingarty/sets/72157608206149876/

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